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July 14th, 2010 10:12 pm
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krissasaur
Updating to avoid the purge..... D:
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August 3rd, 2008 4:49 pm
HYUNG!! I'M HUNGRY!! (FOOD VOODOO) HELP!! [
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Title: 'Hyung!! I'm hungry!! (food voodoo) Help!!
Author: </a></b></a></a></b></a></a></b></a>star_drop8

Length: Chaptered (chapt4 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: G
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy. It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open... The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food? Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......

or should I just say voodoo


*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.
*A/N: So sorry!! it's been awhile since i last updated....my apologies!!


PREVIOUS CHAPS: WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE??  ::  HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME??  ::  HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME?? PT2



Click here to have a helping of voodoo
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May 12th, 2008 7:41 pm
HYUNG!! I'M HUNGRY!! (FOOD VOODOO) HELP!! [
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[ mood | cold ]

Title: 'Hyung!! I'm hungry!! (food voodoo) Help!!
Author:
</a></b></a>star_drop8

Length: Chaptered (chapt2 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: G
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy. It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open...The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food?  Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......




or should I just say voodoo




*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.


PREVIOUS CHAPS: WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE??



CLICK HERE TO SEE IF ANY FOOD IS HOME====> HELLO?? ANY FOOD HOME??








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June 3rd, 2008 11:14 pm
YunJae drabble fic: Question Me Not [
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red_planet31
[ mood | anxious ]

Hi, this is my first time posting here. ^___^ And I decided to bring you all a Yunjae fanfiction. Hope you'll like it!!

Title: Question Me Not
Author: red_planet31
Summary: Sometimes, there are just some questions you regret asking.
Words: 603
Genre: Ummm… Angst,fluff,CRACK
Characters: Yunho, Jaejoong, YunJae
Warnings: My sense of humor. (Very)slight swearing
Author's notes: Got this inspiration from a prompt under_an_oak gave me. She prompted me for an angst fic. But somehow this crack fic got stuck in my head...
Disclaimer: They do not belong to me. At all. Darnit.


What's wrong?

Crossposted to jaeho_detox and hug______

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May 6th, 2008 10:40 am
HYUNG!! I'M HUNGRY!! (FOOD VOODOO) HELP!! [
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[ mood | blah ]

Title: 'Hyung!! I'm hungry!! (food voodoo) Help!!
Author:
</a></b></a>star_drop8

Length: Chaptered (forewords & chapt1 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: G
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy. It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open...The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food? Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......

or should I just say voodoo??

*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.

*Note to mod: if this post is unacceptable....you may delete this.

*A bit about the author: I've been a fan of dbsk since around mid november...i've seen them in koda kumi's last angel video...and ever since...I've been looking deeper into their music and what not and i've become addicted lol i love dbsk crack because it cracks me up haha ok...that wasn't funny....lol i find them to be very goofy when they joke around and it's so cute!! ^_^



WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE??
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May 4th, 2008 4:13 pm
'Hazy Beauty' - a crackish fic [
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quiet_heartache
[ mood | busy ]

Length: verrrry short, like a paragraph, one-shot
Author: captainlard
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jaeho
Summary: mocking usual fic-ness
A/N: My friend Tyler is an idiot. But an occasionally entertaining idiot.
Having been a tad depressed and stressed for a little while, I asked him to write me a fic to cheer me up. Eventually, he jokingly obliged and posted this in our msn convo. Thought I'd share it since he has issues with LJ atm, and it did make me laugh....

 

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March 18th, 2008 2:06 pm
I LOVE CHANGMIN'S ENGLISH ZOMG [
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vrilly
[ mood | calm ]



"yo man! what' up? Hey yo! what are you doing now?"
"Pardon me..."
LKALKSDKSADLSADLLKASD
Read more...Collapse )

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February 13th, 2007 9:05 pm
JUNSU CRACK. [
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jaemon_ichooseu
Hello dearest children ;] 
I'd like to introduce myself to you as Hamu XD but you can call me Oro too..whatever pleases you between the two names <3 I discovered DBSK 3-4 months ago, and have been trying to get a hold of any possible clips, tv shows, interviews, pv's, and (most important of all) pictures I could find. Sometimes, looking at the boys makes me go "wth is wrong with them", but I they're still love nevertheless! Their crack pictures/clips shows their real side...which is what I admire most (what a lame thing to say..had to say it though o_O) I always thought that either Micky or Junsu were the most randomest ones of them all, but it turned out JAEJOONG was even more freakinweird O_________O *aaaahahahahha jaejooo~~~~ pokes*

BUUUUUUUUUUT. hey, i found junsu with this lovely hairstyle, and had a breakdown...and more pictures of everyone's favourite lamb. Junsu...you've proven me wrong x] HOMGGMUSTSEE *OOOO*


(What's wrong my kitten?)
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January 6th, 2007 3:43 pm
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liacoraginger
Okay~! I stumbled upon this community and died of laughter... but there is much more to be shared!!!

why? Because Hero Jaejoong is the REAL freak. Actually, he's an alien.Collapse )

^________^;;; (WHAT A FREAK.)

So hi~! I'm Ammie... oh, I got these pictures from angelkiwi350 on Photobucket, a friend showed them to me, she had just been searching for pictures and stuff. XD; there's a ton of hilarity there.

SO YES! LOVE THE CRACK! LOVE DONG BANG!
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December 28th, 2006 11:36 pm
Vacay Crack! [
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kpop_rubba
I've been promising krissasaur for that longest time that I'd update the community with some DBSK crack. But cuz I am a procrastinator of the worst kind, and I never got around to doing it, til now! Better late then never! All the following are caps from the Vacation Drama:


More crack this wayCollapse )

xXx oOo
xJackiex
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December 3rd, 2006 11:57 am
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krissasaur
Stollen from checkerzelda at dbsq...

AGHDSGHD WTF?

8D;;
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November 20th, 2006 12:54 am
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krissasaur
I ttly love Micky x Uknow. IDK why but I think they are so cute together. Ok, I guess that’s why, they are cute together, yes!

Anyways, I though them being gay together is crack enough, so I have gathered images of them hanging all over each other out together. Enjoy~ *and haidochan let these be inspiration for your fic!*


Oh, also, I would like to welcome our new members! Thank you for joining!
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November 15th, 2006 6:23 am
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krissasaur
Srsly, I love Micky, but I have to question his taste in clothing CONSTANTLY. I don't mean to offend, but he is so the gayest member of DBSK. And I ♥ him for it.


WARNING: Extreem ghey behind cut.Collapse )

Plz note: I say gay with LOVE and I know they are ttly ‘straight’ until proven *cough* guilty. Don't hate on me plz.
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November 12th, 2006 3:54 pm
Photo Shoot [
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krissasaur
Here is a pretty, yet mildly humorous, photo shoot I found the other day. Enjoy.



Get On With The Show?Collapse )

If you have any images from this shoot which I do not, please share? ;A;~
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November 12th, 2006 6:52 am
Meet da BOIZ~ [
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krissasaur
Well, as this post is attempting to be a proper first post, why not have an introduction?

Hi~ I am Kriss~ I’m 19~ Live in Florida~ I like long wal- *shot* Anyways…

I had to make this community for the boys because, seriously, there is to much crack out there. I needed to keep track of it some how. And what a great way to find more! 8D; But yea, crack so has to be what I love most about this band.

Yea, I suck at this. Lets just get on with it.

Let’s meet the boys, shall we?Collapse )

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November 12th, 2006 5:32 am
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krissasaur
WELCOME TO DBSK_CRACK!





Aren’t you ttly happy you found this community?
Now that you have found it, don't you feel like you would die without it?

Yes, of course you do.
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